Spring Break Expectations Vs. Reality: What To Expect When You Haven’t Made Any Travel Plans Whatsoever
Hey man, there’s nothing wrong with not going anywhere or doing anything fun for spring break – just make sure that your expectations for what qualifies as “fun” are really, really low. That way when you’re sitting at home, scrolling through Instagram for the fifth time that day and trying to figure out whether you should jerk it now or later, you won’t sit back and realize “Wow, I’m such a loser for not figuring out any travel plans.” Instead, you’ll be like “Wow, I’m such a loser for not figuring out any travel plans.”
Wait…that was the same sentence twice, wasn’t it? I suppose I’m not a very good liar when it comes to hiding my true emotions, i.e. I 100% think you’re a loser for sitting at home jerking off all week instead of partying on a beach somewhere. Oh well. There’s always next year, right?