Ayesha Curry Owns A Troll Who Tells Her To ‘Stay In The Kitchen’ On Social Media

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Ayesha Curry has been in the trenches taking grenades the past couple weeks after basically saying she wants to bang any dude that looks in her direction not named Steph Curry. The cashier at the grocery store. The seating usher at Warriors games. The landscaper. Whoever.

I kid.

She said something very reasonable considering her circumstance. Imagine being an afterthought everywhere you go, not by any fault of your own, but because you’re married to one of the most recognizable faces in America.

The worst thing about being married to someone like Emily Ratajkowski is that holding strangers’ cameras to take pictures of them with your wife would get old super quick. Every camera flash would take a centimeter off my penis and self-worth.

Nonetheless, Curry has received a lot of hate from trolls for her perceived lack of appreciation of his marriage, and now trolls are beginning to spread their hate on her unrelated Instagram posts.

On this particular day, a troll was murdered.

Curry is referring to her International Smoke restaurant chains with Chef Michael Mina.

Ayesha eventually gotta turn another cheek to the trolls. It’s a slippery slope and a zero sum game. Just ask KD.

[h/t TPS]

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