It’s Mother’s Day this Sunday, May 12th. Don’t forget to get mom a gift, or call her, or take her out to brunch, or all of the above. Despite the fact that every day is Mother’s Day and we should always be paying respect to the women who raised us, this Sunday is your chance to give mom a special day because she deserves it for putting up with your shit.
In a bit of a strange tribute to moms everywhere, people started sharing their best #MomQuotes on Twitter in honor of Mother’s Day and Jimmy Fallon shared some of the best last night on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. I’ve got this quick clip below as well as some of my favorite tweets below that. If you’d rather scroll through tweets than watch a quick clip then keep on scrolling!
These #MomQuotes are the outrageous things mom says where everyone cocks their head in confusion but lets it slide because mom is getting older. For instance, my mom refuses to pronounce ‘Chipotle’ correctly. She always says Chi-Pole-Tee when talking about the sauce and the restaurant chain. No matter how many times people tell her otherwise she keeps on saying chi-pole-tee.
Now, without further ado, here are some of the best #MomQuotes people shared:
Those were all great but there are a shit ton of good ones on Twitter that didn’t make that video. Here are a few of the best. As always, you can find me on Twitter at @casspa if you wanted to share your tweets to be featured here on BroBible (if they’re good/relevant):
https://twitter.com/mebutterderp/status/1125774370834661376
Thanks, mom, I feel safe now.
“Call me when you get to your hotel. I don’t want anyone to steal your kidneys” #MomQuotes
— Kaysi Briggs (@kaysi4) May 7, 2019
https://twitter.com/smaisley/status/1125784642945044480
When I told my mom I got a scholarship to college, she said “Be sure to ask yourself if you’re taking it from someone who really deserves it.” #MomQuotes
— 𝐃𝐚𝐧 𝐑𝐨𝐜𝐡𝐞 (@RochesRWinners) May 7, 2019
Every suburban mom thinks ‘LOL’ means ‘Lots Of Love’. This is a fact.
My mom texted her friend "LOL" after her cat died, thinking it meant "lots of love" #MomQuotes
— Vick🍀 (@Andwejigglelike) May 7, 2019
Mom knows her daughter best, right?
My mom after I told her I broke up with my bf:
“Are you sure it wasn’t your personality that ended the relationship?” #momquotes— Roxie (@roxhovdayyyyy) May 7, 2019
Shit. I drop my phone all the time…
https://twitter.com/MuradSDiab/status/1125612834010861569
Moms are the best with technology. Totally.
https://twitter.com/emmysikora_/status/1125779831805730816
Same, mom, same.
My mom once said, "I like that guy Zack Jack-a-fanakis." #MomQuotes
— Jimmy Fallon (@jimmyfallon) May 7, 2019
My mom used to say "hear that clicking? The government is listening to our phone calls!" To which I reply: "mom, the government doesn't want your tuna casserole recipe." #FallonTonight #momquotes
— Tai Jackson (@icando_anything) May 7, 2019
#MomQuotes. A buddy was “drafted” into MLB. Told my mom he was electing to go back to college, she said: “yeah, I wouldn’t want to go to war either”.
— Adangerlewis (@Chewie1431) May 7, 2019
Last but not least, this pretty much sums up every conversation I have with my mom these days. She somehow slips some random death into the conversation EVERY SINGLE TIME. Not a relative, just some person I’ve never heard of and don’t know.
Email from my mom: "Here is a great lentil recipe I think you would like. You can serve it warm or cold. Also Aunt Barbara died. Have a good day."#MomQuotes
— Stephanie Gilley, MD, PhD (@PedsNutritionMD) May 7, 2019