I Can’t Stop Laughing At This ‘Honest Trailer’ For ‘Bird Box’ Because It’s So Perfect
“Based on the book that came out four years before A Quiet Place, Netflix invites you to wonder, ‘What if a quiet place was bad?'”
If ever there was a movie ripe for ridicule (in my humble opinion), it is Bird Box – the film that spawned some of the best memes we will see this year.
“Feast your eyes on the scariest movie that sounds like a monthly subscription to low-cal snack food.”
So, can anyone, seriously, anyone tell me what exactly was chasing Sandra Bullock, Boy and Girl throughout the movie? And where did they come from? This has been bugging me for weeks now. I know what they were reportedly “supposed” to look like originally, but really, what the hell was going on?
“When the apocalypse strikes, she’ll learn to be less of an a-hole and fight to protect others even though the film punishes everyone who tries to be a good person and the jerks get off scot-free, so just like real life then, gotcha.”