Caitlyn Jenner Just Did The Unadvisable: Picked A Fight With O.J. Simpson

Listen, I’m not going to tell Caitlyn Jenner how to live her life, but I will offer one piece of advice: Lock your fucking doors. During an interview earlier this week on The Kyle and Jackie O Show, Caitlyn Jenner said Nicole Brown Simpson once told Kris Jenner that O.J. was going to kill her and that he’d get away with it because he’s The Juice.

“We pretty much knew he was guilty right from the beginning,” Caitlyn Jenner said, “but the whole thing was, ‘Is he going to get away with it?’”

Simpson, who was just released from a Nevada prison last month after serving a nine year sentence for kidnapping and armed robbery, was asked about Jenner’s comments outside a Las Vegas restaurant.

“I don’t know Caitlyn, I never met Caitlyn,” O.J. said. “As far as Bruce is concerned, I really didn’t know him that well. But if he wants to choose to live his life out as an old lady instead of an old man—hey, women live longer, he might be on to something.”

Just one more piece of advice for Caitlyn before I sign off: Call and apologize.

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[h/t Total Pro Sports]

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