Man Goes Medieval Times In Chicago. He Didn’t Expect To Get Cut Off

There’s a protocol when you go to Medieval Times. You cheer for the knight repping your section, and you boo the opposition. You’re also supposed to eat with your hands. And arguably, enjoying a few drinks can help some folks really get into spirit.

Ronny Doitche (@ronnydoitche) tested a Chicago Medieval Times location’s drinking limits. His clip begins with footage of him chugging a tall glass of beer, which strongly foreshadows the evening that lay before him.

Just a few seconds into the video, and he records himself pounding another glass. Afterward, he shows more of the night’s engagements: a jousting contest that gets taken to the ground. Furthermore, he shows a twist in the night’s narrative when it’s revealed the Blue Knight is actually a traitor to the alliance of kingdoms.

After this story break, it’s time for Doitche’s third beer of the night. He finishes pounding it in front of a laughing server before his clip comes to a close.

‘Historically Accurate’

So did Doitche get cut off? It doesn’t look like he did in his video. However, the text overlay on his clip hints that he did. It reads, “Come get cut off with me at Medieval Times Chicago.”

In any event, he did sure consume a lot of beer. The souvenir glass he repeatedly tipped back in his post is capable of holding 24 ounces. So he was able to put away 72 ounces over the course of the approximately 2-hour Medieval Times experience.

Judging from the commenters who replied to his video, it doesn’t look like he’s the only one who enjoys throwing down at the dinner show. One person wrote, “I blacked out there and passed out in my parents front yard. Super underrated experience.”

Another penned, “Don’t worry, at the Orlando one I was so drunk I got our side to boo the Queen for showing mercy to the losing knight.”

Others were just impressed with Doitche’s chugging prowess. “Just a humble peasant with extraordinary talents,” one quipped.

Another pointed out, “Every time we see Medieval banquets they’re always drunk … if anything you’re the only person in there historically accurate.”

Is There A Cut-Off Number For Drinks At Medieval Times?

Plenty of folks mentioned getting hammered at Medieval Times in response to Doitche’s video. This means that if there is a cut-off limit, they certainly didn’t hit it before getting too inebriated.

The chain doesn’t specifically mention any alcohol cut-off policies at its establishments. However, it does indicate on its website that it abides by traditional liquor rules. You must be 21 years of age in order to drink; 19 if you’re going to a Medieval Times in Canada. Moreover, if you’re visiting one of its locations from overseas, present a valid, non-expired photo ID to legally drink on premises.

In addition to being served booze by a squire or wench at Medieval Times, locations do feature a bar you can grab drinks at prior to entering the tournament hall. This way, you can pre-game while checking out the castle’s interior and merchandise. Just be wary that the more you drink, the better a deal that $200 replica sword will probably seem.

Is Medieval Times Worth It?

I recently took my mom out for her birthday to Medieval Times in Lyndhurst, New Jersey, with my whole family in tow. There were 11 of us in total, and we had a fantastic time. The food, while simple, was delicious. Dinner composed of tomato bisque soup, garlic bread, corn on the cob, and half a rotisserie chicken. Afterward, we were given eclairs for dessert.

The Takeout also had a positive assessment of Medieval Times, stating that while the fare was simple overall, it was delicious and befitting of the establishment’s vibe. I agree with the author of the piece that guests definitely want to take some time before the show to walk around and soak in the vibe.

Each location offers something different, too. While the overall vibe and theme of the show is the same, design elements and features change.

But one thing remains constant across all Medieval Times restaurants. And that’s access to large glasses of beer and knightly combat.