Christian Radio Host Says Eclipse Is The Work Of Satan, Gets Mocked By The Actual Church Of Satan

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Everyone’s all set with their special solar eclipse glasses, right? That or you are just planning on staring at the eclipse anyway because what do scientists and medical people really know anyway? However, there is one other thing you might want to consider when the moon blots out the sun: Satan.

At least according to Bryan Fischer, host of a Christian radio show called Focal Point. Because, according to him, this solar eclipse is all just the handiwork of Lucifer himself. (No, not this Lucifer, the actual devil, silly.)

In a message delivered on Facebook, Fischer has some warnings for us all…

The path of this total eclipse of the sun is remarkable, in that it crosses over the entire continental United States, almost perfectly bisecting America from the Northwest to the Southeast. And in that path, the sun will be perfectly blotted out, by the ruler of the night, plunging all of America in its path into virtual total darkness.

This is a metaphor, or a sign, of the work of the Prince of Darkness in obscuring the light of God’s truth. Satan, and those who unwittingly serve as his accomplices by resisting the public acknowledgement of God and seeking to repress the expression of Christian faith in our land, are bringing on us a dark night of the national soul.

Fischer did make it clear that he was pretty much shooting from the hip on this, however…

I am not all pretending that I have received some form of revelation from God about the meaning he wants us to attach to a total eclipse of the sun. This is simply an effort to ponder this sign in the heavens and speculate as to its possible spiritual implications. God knew that this precise event would come at this precise moment in our nation’s history, and it is entirely appropriate for us to ponder its significance.

Naturally, Fischer’s thoughts were met with some (a lot) of skepticism, even from The Church of Satan themselves…

Boom. Roasted. Whoops, perhaps not the best choice of words there. You know, Hell and all that.

I did learn something else from The Church of Satan though as I was writing this…

So basically, one of my favorite TV shows is just a lie? Now that’s the devil’s handiwork if I’ve ever seen it.


 

H/T Huffington Post


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