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I am not a violent man but I can confidently say that if any colleague of mine jacked my leftovers out of the work fridge, we’d have a serious HR problem on our hands. I don’t know why anyone would want to steal a leftover Hot Pocket, but if they did, there’d be hell to pay. And not just on the toilet.
A Twitter user named Zak Toscani has detailed his experience with an office-wide emergency that occurred when his snake co-worker stole a plate of desirable food out of the office fridge and then acted like a sociopath in the aftermath. Zak’s tale, which has gone viral, will make you laugh, cry, and possibly strangle one of your colleagues just cuz.’
Enjoy.
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979448251546927104
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979451816478846976
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979454387268419584
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https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979460315027877888
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https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979463645645094913
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979751435633025024
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979752976750227456
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979753592444796928
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979761000445501440
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979762999836594176
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979763900487950336
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979764264289251328
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https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979766654136598528
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979775824114036736
https://twitter.com/zaktoscani/status/979783218462310407
Lock her up and throw away the key.