I am not a violent man but I can confidently say that if any colleague of mine jacked my leftovers out of the work fridge, we’d have a serious HR problem on our hands. I don’t know why anyone would want to steal a leftover Hot Pocket, but if they did, there’d be hell to pay. And not just on the toilet.
A Twitter user named Zak Toscani has detailed his experience with an office-wide emergency that occurred when his snake co-worker stole a plate of desirable food out of the office fridge and then acted like a sociopath in the aftermath. Zak’s tale, which has gone viral, will make you laugh, cry, and possibly strangle one of your colleagues just cuz.’
Lock her up and throw away the key.