Disgruntled Office Employee Quits Job After Trashing Boss’s Office And Spraying Champagne Everywhere


“Sometimes you get the best light from burning a bridge.” – Michael Scott This Fucking Guy.

An analyst named Francesco Pellegrino won’t be getting a recommendation from Wall Street equity research firm Sidoti & Co. in for his next endeavor after the shit he pulled.

In a three minute video that was posted to an Instagram account belonging to Pellegrino, the man is seen spraying multiple champagne bottles in the office printing out a letter of resignation that reads “Fuck you I quit.” Pellegrino then tossed a can of White Claw spiked seltzer in the office fish tank.

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A source close to the firm told the New York Post that Pellegrino felt he was underpaid.

When asked by The Post about the trashing of the office, chief executive of the firm Peter Sidoti said, “I don’t even know how to respond,” before hanging up the phone.

Pellegrino’s Instagram account has since been deactivated.

If your company has any openings, shoot Pelligrino a message. Just make sure you put a lock on your fish tanks.

[h/t The New York Post]

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