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I don’t know about you gentlemen, but lately I have been feeling like the 24/7/365 political news cycle has killed all of the fun on the Internet in ways that we’ve never seen before. It’s hard to watch a funny YouTube clip without a ‘suggested video’ popping up on the right rail on some obnoxious topic. You can’t spend five minutes on Twitter or Facebook without seeing some jackass sounding off about complete bullshit.
Thankfully, there are still pockets of the Internet that are 100% about entertainment. One of those was a recent Twitter thread from user @FishBowlOfWine who asked people to share a random tweet they remember that caused them to laugh.
This tweet thread BLEW UP with people sharing some of the most legendary jokes in the history of Twitter and I thought since the weekend is upon us and with a holiday next week, we should just kick back, relax, and laugh at some fucking jokes today instead of getting outraged on the Internet. Cool? Cool. By the way, you can always find me on Twitter at @casspa.
Let’s dive in:
What's a random tweet you remember and just start laughing?
— Thim (@FishBowlOfWine) June 24, 2019
When you’re at an Italian restaurant and your friend starts saying ricotta and calamari all weird pic.twitter.com/mz5cNEf01a
— Tank.Sinatra (@GeorgeResch) June 27, 2019
https://twitter.com/TEMIT0PE/status/1143237142044389376
i mean, ideally i want to live somewhere where it's socially acceptable to chant "TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH" while in the dentist waiting room. it doesn't feel like that's too much to ask for, but the receptionists sure think it is
— Sky (@Sky_Glittering) July 27, 2018
one of our team members handed in their notice like this 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/tqc9Hn6ODE
— han 🎀 (@bitchitshan) June 27, 2019
https://twitter.com/Tgflx1/status/1144072151181549568
https://twitter.com/nty_o/status/1143233522532069378
Yoda's full name is Yoda Layheehoo
— Alastair B (@LimeyBits) November 26, 2013
https://twitter.com/zzziiccco/status/1143214015654612993
Cher really is just an old ass woman yelling on Twitter sometimes. She’d be excellent at Facebook.
https://twitter.com/DavidArgentXXX/status/1143594067089080320
New Relationship? Feeling jealous?
Always and forever. pic.twitter.com/roMAJqOZhz
— Sick Naban (@Jughead69Jones) June 25, 2019
The guy at Chick-Fil-A called me “ma’am” three times and gave me double the number of sauces I asked for. So. Looks like I’m no longer single
— Vanessa Richardson (@SportsVanessa) June 26, 2019
https://twitter.com/Zach_Pope_/status/1142526147160358915
{Prison Diary Day 7}
Nobody is respecting the Swear Jar— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) November 6, 2016
Me: how do I do my taxes
Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance
— ♥mark magark♥ (@markedly) June 25, 2019
Me IRL:
me before going through security at airport: what if i accidentally have a gun
— Natalie (@jbfan911) June 21, 2019
A couple pic.twitter.com/wY603fATPD
— Aditi Ogbenyeanu. (@NwaBabyOne) June 24, 2019
I don’t know who out there needs to see this last one but it really feels like it needs to be shared:
These tweets keep going on and on. If we’re being 100% honest here, this thread didn’t include ANY of my all-time favorite tweets but that’s what I found refreshing about it. I hate seeing the same shit retweeted over and over every year like it’s new.
As always find me on Twitter at @casspa.