Gene Simmons Has Been Putting Ice Cubes In His Cereal For 30 Years And May Be A Danger To Society

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Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat. And a dove. Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards ingested his father’s ashes, which he mixed with cocaine. Marilyn Manson admitted to grinding up human bones and smoking them. The Who’s drummer Keith Moon drove a brand new Lincoln Continental into a Holiday Inn pool on his 21st birthday, a $24,000 woopsie.

But this shit. This shit from Gene Simmons. This shit is unforgivable.

Ice cubes in cereal is as difficult a concept to believe as a rock star who is alcohol and drug free (Simmons has stayed sober so to not inflict any pain on his mother, a Hungarian-born Jew who survived the Holocaust).

The KISS frontman’s son, Nick Simmons, confirmed his dad’s bizarre breakfast practice, claiming he’s witnessed his father commit these hate crimes for three decades.

It brings me great hope for the new year that people are collectively railing against this behavior.

This is the worst thing a rockstar has put in his body since…this is the worst thing a rockstar has put in his body.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.