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There have been a lot of really terrible takes by famous people since most of the world has been forced to quarantine due to the pandemic taking place, but this latest entry on the list by Madonna has to be one of the most bizarre.
The legendary 61-year-old singer took to Instagram on Sunday with a video of herself naked in a milky bathtub with music you hear while getting a massage playing in the background in which she called coronavirus “the great equalizer.”
Yes, it was as bad as it sounds.
“That’s the thing about COVID-19,” Madonna opines. “It doesn’t care about how rich you are, how famous you are, how funny you are. how smart you are, where you live, how old you are, what amazing stories you can tell. It’s the great equalizer and what’s terrible about it is what’s great about it.”
That’s right. Madonna somehow thinks there is something “great” about the pandemic. Oh, she also calls it “wonderful.”
“What’s terrible about it is that it’s made us all equal in many ways, and what’s wonderful about is, is that it’s made us all equal in many ways,” she continued. “Like I used to say at the end of ‘Human Nature’ every night, we’re all in the same boat. If the ship goes down, we’re all going down together.”
What… is going on here?
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This video by Madonna raises many questions.
First off, is Madonna really not aware that COVID-19 does, in fact, absolutely care how old you are?
Second, who shot this video? Was it her dancer boyfriend Ahlamalik Williams? Her daughter Mercy James? Please tell me it wasn’t her daughter. Did she pay a professional to shoot this video?
Third, why is she telling us this nonsense while sitting naked in a bathtub?
Fourth, why do people out there seriously think that Madonna predicted this outbreak during her 2019 Eurovision performance?
Thank goodness we have Larry Johnson to monitor the Illuminati members like Madonna during this trying time in history.
Oprah: Staffers handle her odd disappearance.
Ellen: card coding, awkward desperation calls to “friends” who answer “Who is this!?”
Jimmy Kimmel: Stuck in (only 🔒 from the outside) office , with “Disney + blood.”
Tom Hanks: Facebook style tweets.
Barkley: ?
David Spade: pic.twitter.com/X9K54Lmqjg
— Larry Johnson (@2LarryJohnson7) March 21, 2020
Literally the 1st line:
“Imagine there’s no Heaven.”
Of course Hollywood chooses that for their Satanic “We are the world” anthem. https://t.co/1akE9U90Sd
— Larry Johnson (@2LarryJohnson7) March 19, 2020