It’s summer in the big city and that means people are even more cantankerous than usual. It’s hot, it’s sticky, and the nasty paint-peeling smells are even more putrid. People have to compete in the rat race that is New York City when others are on vacation, so everyone is one minor incident from raging. The tiny glimpse of hope is when you get to leave the office and you’re on your way home, knowing it will all be over soon. All you need to do is survive a subway ride and pray that nothing over-the-top bizarre happens (which is easier said than done in NYC, remember the peacock in the subway dude?). You fight your way to the subway car, the doors open, and it’s packed. It is especially soul-crushing when there is no room in the subway because some jamoke thought it was a brilliant idea to bring his MOTORCYCLE into the subway.
This gentleman brought his small motorcycle or a Grom into the Bronx-bound 2 train and managed to piss off everyone in the process.
https://twitter.com/SubwayCreatures/status/1019231018828619776
The collective maddening response to the ridiculous subway item was personified by the woman in black who raised her hands in disgust, frustration, and hopelessness. Are you trying to get your tires slashed? Because this is how you get your tires slashed.
Poor fella, if only he had a mode of transportation from one point to another. There are questions to be pondered about the motorcycle in the subway. How’d he get down the stairs or escalator? How’d he get the bike through the turnstiles? Is this considered “manspreading?” If you see an abandoned motorcycle in the subway, you’ll know that things did not end well for this guy by the vengeful hands of an angry mob just trying to get home on a summer night in New York City.