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My statement:
“Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.”
-Mia Khalifa King Jr.Today, Mia Khalifa bravely revealed that she made just $12,000 in her three award-winning months as a professional pornography actress. For perspective, Kevin James made $12 million for his role in ‘Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2,’ and I’d be willing to wager not one person masturbated to that abomination.
People think I’m racking in millions from porn. Completely untrue. I made a TOTAL of around $12,000 in the industry and never saw a penny again after that. Difficulty finding a normal job after quitting porn was… scary. Full interview here: https://t.co/xHK7SmhfrY pic.twitter.com/fwJlyzHznq
— Mia K. (@miakhalifa) August 12, 2019
While extreme wealth inequity permeates the societal zeitgeist in America, we must not turn our backs on the people who were there for us when we were alone, in the dark, with a Costco-sized vat of Vaseline, belt around our necks, and Clay Aiken’s ‘Invisible’ playing softly in the background.
Personally, Mia was one of the only people there for me when my girlfriend Ashlie dumped me for her personal trainer, Trevor. She said they were just friends. They were not. Instead of paying for my ex’s Equinox membership, I allocated those funds to a PornHub membership, and quickly took a liking to Ms. Khalifa. She was just different than Ashlie. There was no caveat to her generosity. Mia fulfilled my needs with nagging me, snickering at my manhood, or making me go to Paint Nite with her friends. I’ve never thanked her for that.
I know there are millions of boys and girls across this great nations who have stories just like mine, but are afraid to unlock their bedroom doors. To those people I say: the only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
Please consider making a donation that will go directly and entirely to Mia Khalifa, a once-in-a-generation talent.
Signed,
Your Johnson
Mia, if you’re reading this, we will do everything in our power to make you hole.
UPDATE: More like NOFunMe.
