Just in case you haven’t seen enough public service announcements regarding how to protect yourself from the coronavirus and how prepare for the pandemic’s effect on America, “The Juice” has got you covered.
After sharing a photo of himself stocking up on the essentials like water, toilet paper, paper towels, and paper cups at Costco last week, O.J. Simpson is back with a new video, “Hello Twitter world, it’s yours truly,” alerting everyone to fact that our money could very well be a carrier of the coronavirus.
As such, you should do like “The Juice” and don a mask, some gloves, and take your money outside and spray it down with some disinfectant.
“Never Too Careful,” Simpson captioned the video in which he states, “Well, you know, they’re canceling all these crowds at games and telling people not to shake hands, and to disinfect surfaces, so this is what I won at the golf course today. How do I know how many hands have touched this money? I’m just sayin.”
As usual, the “Twitter World” had many clever replies to the O.J. video, and as usual “some replies were hidden by the Tweet author” because Simpson thinks that will somehow stop people from seeing them.
Let’s have some fun, shall we? We have certainly earned it.
If anyone can kill Corona, it’s OJ
— Evan (@Kinerino4) March 11, 2020
I’m glad you were able to pick up a pair of gloves. They fit quite nicely.
— David Mendelsohn (@BigBabyDavid_) March 11, 2020
Juice you so funny!! You get any leads on Nicole killer on golf course??
— Snake Heinz 💭 (@SnakeTheBlake83) March 11, 2020
Blood won't come out no matter how much you scrub dude
— Dave McElfatrick (Cyanide & Happiness)🍀 (@daveexplosm) March 12, 2020
Look like you won a few bucks there Juice....did you fix your slice?
— GarynearTahoe (@GW1115) March 11, 2020
OJ is at least 2X deadlier than the Corona Virus! Right Juice?
— KAG2020 (@TJohnny1984) March 11, 2020
Glad you’re enjoying yourself asshole
— kevin (@kevin41269217) March 12, 2020
Someone’s desperate for attention. Go fuck yourself murderer
— Kyle Kirsch (@AZblackpasta) March 12, 2020
That 57 bucks belongs to the Goldmans. U murdering fuck
— Johnathan (@Johnath10217648) March 11, 2020
Who did you mug at the golf course? Was it at knife point? Fucking psychopath.
— Gwen yourstarla (@YourstarlaGwen) March 12, 2020
Mans scared to get sick because he know he’s going to hell 💀
— Jack Cam (@ChowdaiNeedass) March 11, 2020
Running away from that Coronavirus like pic.twitter.com/mjIXtzCC0q
— Steve-O (@drunkchisoxfan) March 12, 2020