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Post Malone is worth tens of millions of dollars and he is young enough to still be on his parents’ insurance. Mixing riches with youth is a recipe for fiscal tomfoolery.
We saw this 26-year-old Uzi Vert, who earlier this month was forced to remove the $24 million pink diamond that was surgically pierced into his forehead because it was literally making his skull leak.
Instead of depositing into his Emergency Fund or buying a home in San Francisco, Post Malone dropped $1,600,000 on a dental makeover with the help from “The Father of Diamond Dentistry,” Dr. Thomas Connelly, who boasts clients like Shaq and Odell Beckham Jr.
“With a smile that shows off natural Porcelain Veneer work framed with 2 Diamond Fangs with a total weight of 12 Carats, Post Malone literally has $1 million smile!!!”
Of all the things to do with $1.6 million, shiny teeth would clock in right below purchasing a Radio Shack outside Chernobyl. But who am I to yuck on someone’s yum? Especially since he’s going to make that back with one three hour set at Governor’s Ball this year.