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First ‘Red Dead Redemption 2’ Videos: You Can Make Snow Penises, Horses Kill People, Everybody Wants To Pet Dogs

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After waiting years and multiple delays, Red Dead Redemption 2 debuted on Friday and it did not disappoint in the least. Many people are already calling RDR2 the 2018 Game of the Year despite only playing for a few days. Gamers are stocked about Red Dead Redemption 2 and are sharing their first impressions of the magnificent video game by Rockstar Games.

Be careful not to bump into the wrong dude because it might end up like this.

Many people quickly noticed that horses are hazardous to your health. Even if you accidentally punch them in their horse face, your horse may kill you in retaliation with a mighty kick.

https://twitter.com/CharleyyRachael/status/1056142773605281792

Even a jackass can kick you to another dimension.

But you can also do this with your horse.

But it’s not just horses that are dangerous, there are beastly bears ready to rip your limbs off.

There are also alligators ready to chomp your leg off.

But it isn’t all about murdering animals and being murdered by animals. You can also draw penises in the snow.

https://twitter.com/PeterMolydeux/status/1055773286678835206

But the #1 thing that people enjoy doing in RDR2 is… petting dogs! That’s right, you can befriend a good boy and make their tails wag like crazy by petting their friendly faces.

https://twitter.com/DarylNobbs/status/1056658436165984257

https://twitter.com/tigerstripes85/status/1056339943042269184

Make sure not to step in the dog shit.

Just make sure your new canine friend doesn’t get too close to the railroad tracks to become dog pizza.

https://twitter.com/NoriakiKukyoin/status/1056551413738823681

Here are eight things to do first in Red Dead Redemption 2.

Here are 24 essential Red Dead Redemption 2 tips you need to know.

Here’s IGN’s video review of Red Dead.