I rarely dip my toe in the political swamp, but the Man Robe Community ™ may be the most underserved constituency in this great nation, historically void of a prominent voice capable of amplifying the message us sleep-walking sheep have yet to wake up to:
As an intrepid journalist* (guy who can post a Twitter poll), I reached out to hundreds to determine just how little robes have infiltrated society, despite their boundless chić comfort. The results were concerning.
I expected nothing more from a society that thinks being soft is a bad thing.
Make no mistake, our children will look back on this data with the resentful disdain of a Boomer at a Target self-checkout. We will be viewed as neanderthals, dinosaurs, relics of a stone-age—as vulnerable as we are disposable. Doomed to extinction.
Our only defense against unceremonious annihilation is, you guessed it, the braintrust at Plover Robes.
Plover is the only entity that offers a product that can bring robes to the mainstream, where they should be, and not just something Kevin McCallister throws on when his family abandons him.
- Style & Functionality
- Mesh Inner Liner
- 2 Large Pockets
- Inner Phone Pocket with Button Closure
- Locker Hang Loop Inside Collars
- Sex Appeal
Every social movement needs a lingo, so if someone could do their part and have Oprah or Joe Rogan tweet these out, you’d be an important cog.
Don’t forget a good sex symbol. Angelina Jolie wouldn’t return my calls, but I’m a blonde guy anyway.
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