Fans Congratulate Robert Griffin III On Stylish Haircut After Receiving The Worst Haircut In The History Of Man

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It wasn’t too long ago that Robert Griffin III ignited the internet after posting a Christmas card photo with a haircut that resembled O.J. Simpson polygraph lines. It looked like he got his haircut by Stevie Wonder with Crayola scissors while riding a mechanical bull.

How does Grete Sadeiko let him leave the house with his lineup looking like a Daytona 500 track?

I vividly remember someone subtweeting, “This is the first time in my life I’ve ever seen a black person with a racist haircut.” I nearly spit out my morning beer.

The roasting became so ubiquitous, RGIII had to defend his honor.

Welp, in an optimistic turn of events, the Ravens quarterback posted a photo of his hairstyle evolving into a big boy haircut.

Suffice it to say, Twitter was proud of Griffin for getting his haircut by someone who didn’t have the shakes from drug withdrawals.

https://twitter.com/DanaT926/status/1117932186940866560

Congratulations to RGIII for allotting a few dollars of his tens of millions of career earnings on a haircut that looks like he belongs in civilized society.

[h/t Total Pro Sports]

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