It wasn’t too long ago that Robert Griffin III ignited the internet after posting a Christmas card photo with a haircut that resembled O.J. Simpson polygraph lines. It looked like he got his haircut by Stevie Wonder with Crayola scissors while riding a mechanical bull.
How does Grete Sadeiko let him leave the house with his lineup looking like a Daytona 500 track?
I vividly remember someone subtweeting, “This is the first time in my life I’ve ever seen a black person with a racist haircut.” I nearly spit out my morning beer.
The roasting became so ubiquitous, RGIII had to defend his honor.
Welp, in an optimistic turn of events, the Ravens quarterback posted a photo of his hairstyle evolving into a big boy haircut.
Suffice it to say, Twitter was proud of Griffin for getting his haircut by someone who didn’t have the shakes from drug withdrawals.
Congratulations to RGIII for allotting a few dollars of his tens of millions of career earnings on a haircut that looks like he belongs in civilized society.
[h/t Total Pro Sports]