I’m not going to sit here and pretend that I’m the biggest Snoop Dogg fan you’ve ever met. Certainly when it comes to his music. That’s not to say that I don’t like it — I know all the bangers, college party staples from now until eternity — but Snoop’s music was at the height of his popularity when I was a child. I grew up more in the Eminem/Jay-Z/50 Cent etc. era. But Snoop has a human? Snoop Dogg the guy — him I’m a huge fan of, because as this glorious Twitter thread points out, he’s been popping up almost everywhere for the last 20 years.
And truth be told, I suppose I never consciously realized just how random and wide-ranging Snoop Dogg’s career is. From acting roles to wrestling rings, from sports highlights to Comedy Central roasts to Bollywood, Snoop Dogg, as one Twitter user hilariously put it, has apparently completed life and is now doing the side missions. Plus, not to mention his hilarious yet also genuine friendship with 80-year-old Martha Stewart (who co-worker Matt apparently wants to leave his fiancee for).
for real that nigga be everywhere pic.twitter.com/EFhhNNWjy3
— ChampagneMAZI.🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 (@young__maz) August 4, 2021
Snoop doin an ad for a German cellular company pic.twitter.com/BDmmizFc7a
— Bradley ツ (@CIoutCowboy) August 4, 2021
He literally does stuff for no reason. 😂 pic.twitter.com/Y2MzFa4kKh
— ロリロンドン (@Lorrilondon) August 4, 2021
He lives by his own rules. pic.twitter.com/hVKaJaGbW7
— Denzel Washedington (@Pworldwide) August 4, 2021
Snoop narrating Animal Plizzanet pic.twitter.com/74fietJ9rK
— 🧁♒️Weirdo -Heals💙✨🐚🦄🔮 (@welovetry) August 4, 2021
snoop really does everything, including bollywood 😭 pic.twitter.com/3RWBURgfVK
— Janvi Sai (@JanviSai) August 4, 2021
😭😭 he’s playing the CPU on one of my son’s fave shows and he keeps pronouncing “binary” wrong but I love him pic.twitter.com/Az44c45flY
— Shaundai Person (@shaundai) August 4, 2021
Snoop Dogg really is a beacon for stoners everywhere: smokes more weed than 99% of the planet yet remains wildly productive. All hail Uncle Snoop, the low-key random king.