Fall down seven, get up eight.
Fall down once, concuss thyself, get up concussed, bypass concussion protocol, and punch some more rocks.
I’ve actively tried to cut down on blogging about people putting themselves out there and failing. Don’t get me wrong, I love it, thirst for it. But the longer I work on the internet, the more I am reminded that there is no shortage of piling on, especially during one’s worst moments.
But this was just too damn funny, too electric, to not bring to the masses.
When I’m working out, eating right, and building professional relationships but I haven’t sabotaged myself in a while…
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The program: Sri Lanka’s Got Talent. The talent: Sudarshana Deshapriya. Deshapriya advanced after impressing the judges with his brute strength, but when the dude tried to turn it up a notch and break two concrete blocks over his head at once,
When your buddy approaches the hottest girl in the bar and she throws a drink in his face…
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Every girl ever who I tell I won the Coaches Award as a senior on JV…
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When I tell my girlfriend I’m having a low-key night at Billy’s playing poker…
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When…wait, what the hell is up with this dude’s neck….
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Ok now I feel like an asshole because this dude needs an ambulance.
[h/t For The Win]