The New ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Trailer Just Dropped And It’s Absolute Fire

Luke Skywalker, Kylo Ren, Princess Leia, Rey, Finn. Poe Damero and that evil Emperor Palpatine-looking motherfucker are all returning for the next installment of Star Wars and my God, December 15th can’t get here fast enough.

Watch the new trailer which dropped during today’s Monday Night Football.

There’s so much to unpack in this trailer. Is Luke Skywalker basically Yoda now? Is Carrie Fisher/Princess Leia going to die to the hands of Kylo Ren? Is Rey joining the dark side? Sup with that Snoke dude? What the fuck was that owl thing sitting next to Chewbacca? I think I need to sit down.