This summer’s hottest inflatable water accessory has definitely been those ginormous floats that hold up to six people and are shaped like unicorns, flamingos, and peacocks. But one group of women found themselves stranded in their gargantuan float.
We take you to Stark, Minnesota where one magical unicorn float turned out to be not so magical and was stranded in a lake due to some weeds the water’s surface. Deputies from the Chisago County Sheriff’s Office were patrolling around Fish Lake when they noticed the damsels in distress. Two deputies jumped into action and rescued the five women and the rainbow Pegasus unicorn.
Driving by a local lake we observed a bunch of women in a 🌈🦄 stuck in the weeds…Yes a rainbow unicorn… With a handful of laughs and some mad rescue roping skills they were pulled back to the dock! #wherestheglitter pic.twitter.com/qCyhfJqAa9
— Chisago Co Sheriff (@ChisagoCountySO) August 11, 2018
Weeds or no weeds, someone should have gotten out of the unicorn and drag that giant float to the shore.
Then there were some jokes.
Correct. But the unicorn was a little deflated about the fact it couldn't power through the weeds. https://t.co/pnLRQIURq0
— Chisago Co Sheriff (@ChisagoCountySO) August 14, 2018
“As cops we deal with heavy stuff on a constant basis. Domestics. Drunks. Assaults. Suicides. Drug addiction,” the Chisago County Sheriff’s Department tweeted. “So once in a while when something like this comes along it’s good to step back, enjoy it, smile, and recharge to get back into the heavy stuff again.”
As cops we deal with heavy stuff on a constant basis. Domestics. Drunks. Assaults. Suicides. Drug addiction.
So once in a while when something like this comes along it's good to step back, enjoy it, smile, and recharge to get back into the heavy stuff again. #behindthebadge https://t.co/ndP7vzNfck
— Chisago Co Sheriff (@ChisagoCountySO) August 13, 2018
But many people couldn’t get over that the town was called “Chisago” and not “Chicago.”
And yes @waitwait we are from ChiSago, not Chicago. It's an actual place…it's not a drunk way of saying Chicago. An hour north of Minneapolis/ St. Paul. https://t.co/ZCiLibxDtx
— Chisago Co Sheriff (@ChisagoCountySO) August 12, 2018
chiSago is not the drunk way of saying Chicago. Yes we do exist. We are for real…unlike unicorns. https://t.co/dfF1g234e0
— Chisago Co Sheriff (@ChisagoCountySO) August 14, 2018
Thanks for sharing our story @fox6now but can you please put us in the right state? We have a hard enough time convincing people we are ChiSago not Chicago…much less Minnesota not Michigan. #thestruggleisreal pic.twitter.com/0okt6E8Un8
— Chisago Co Sheriff (@ChisagoCountySO) August 12, 2018
If you’d like to get a humungous unicorn, flamingo or peacock float there are links below. But don’t drink and unicorn float to the point that you need to have the police come to rescue you.
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