Here Are The Worst Things People Ever Saw At A Wedding And Every One Of These Is AWESOME
Let’s face it, weddings are almost always boring. So despite the fact that these are the WORST things people say they ever saw at a wedding at least they were entertained.
In fact, I would go so far as to say, in some of these cases, what happened, at least to me, would have been one of the GREATEST things I have ever seen at a wedding.
See if you don’t agree with me here…
At a cousin’s wedding my uncle was smashed and thought he’d had a stroke in the bathroom as he couldn’t straighten himself. Turned out he’d buttoned his waistcoat to his trousers and couldn’t stand up. ~ Bo_Shuda
During the best man speech, the best man proposed to the maid of honor. Totally stole the night from the bride and groom. Now the best man and maid of honor are in the process of divorcing. ~ KeevanGoliath
The bride’s mother stood up during the ceremony and began screaming that the bride was a lying whore who never loved her mother. ~ InsectGuru
I worked weddings for a living and once saw the best man get loaded, give a speech, and profess his love of the bride and how they had slept together two nights before. Open bar: 1, best man: 0. ~ cjbeck71081
Friends’ wedding a few years ago. The DJ had screens up for slideshows of the bride and groom that were played during some of the songs. Fine. DJ’s screensaver was Girls Gone Wild style videos. We saw lots of tits on those screens. ~ anotherrachel
Brother and sister-in-law thought it would be fun to have their dogs walked down the aisle after their flower girl spread the flower petals. The dogs thought mid-way down the aisle was the perfect place for a shitting photo-op on the white runner. ~ Vealophile