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It’s now been, what, 837 days since we were allowed to actually be closer than six feet away from a human being that we aren’t currently locked in our house with? Maybe it just feels that way.
On the plus side, around 80 million people have received their stimulus money – some of them are even still alive – which as comedian Vic DiBitetto very loudly and profanely points out is really helping out the working folk.
Not that everyone needs that stimulus money. Some people are just going ahead and blowing it all on things like “bedroom” toys, Yeezys, and cereal dispensers because YOLO.
As often happens in situations such as this, the absurdity of the government sending people money to help them out in a time of financial need, only to squander it on goofy stuff that they most definitely do not NEED, has led the internet to run with the concept in the form of a glorious new meme based around the phrase “Y’all shouldn’t have given me that $1,200.”
Check out some of the best, very neccesary, expenditures people have come up with for their $1,200 slice of the government stimulus package.
y’all shoulda never given me that $1200 pic.twitter.com/WZNYhUCzwr
— Brian Blake (@BrianOBlake) April 21, 2020
https://twitter.com/Offparoletx/status/1252418126198661121
https://twitter.com/positivekaon/status/1253102976371011584
Y’all should never of given me that $1,200 pic.twitter.com/lL30p2xjZu
— daniel (@SHIRAM1ZU) April 19, 2020
Y’all should’ve never given me $1,200… pic.twitter.com/0WBlKCuJdU
— 陈梓杰 (@artvstanza) April 21, 2020
Y’all really shouldn’t have given me that $1,200 tho pic.twitter.com/Qzwx3RsJmB
— bruh (@samanthahand717) April 21, 2020
https://twitter.com/lilestaban/status/1251666415834345473
Related: Getting My Stimulus Check Has Been A Total Nightmare: Here’s Why
https://twitter.com/zoopti/status/1251927729877983234
y’all shouldn’t have given me that $1200 😈 #horsepower pic.twitter.com/sCTCNH6L5S
— God’s Shortest King (@ShortKing_) April 21, 2020
https://twitter.com/zoopti/status/1251929677289140234
Shouldn’t have given me that $1200 pic.twitter.com/aDbhjuV5Qq
— Joey (@JoeyMulinaro) April 18, 2020
Y’all should have never given me that $1200… pic.twitter.com/w2VTTgsAbK
— uoslǝN (@alexn145) April 20, 2020
Y’all shouldn’t have given me that $1200 pic.twitter.com/N6JB1iHlnU
— 🛒♡ ʝȶ ♥︎🛒 (@SkrillexAudio) April 19, 2020
Y’all shouldn’t have given me that $1,200. pic.twitter.com/daTwtVzlrZ
— Douglas Charles (@Douglazilla) April 23, 2020