Zion Williamson Helps Couple With Baby’s Gender Reveal By Doing What He Does Best

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Did you know that in 2020, legislation will be passed wherein couples will be required, by law, to upload a video of their upcoming child’s gender reveal theatrics? Tax breaks will be rewarded to those couples whose reveal goes viral. Wild, I know, I couldn’t believe it when I called my local lawmakers either.

Nolan Elingburg, an associate director for the Blue Devil Network, and his wife Danielle will enjoy a tax credit from Uncle Sam after recruiting one of the most electric college basketball players ever to take part in one of the seminal moments in their lives.

If this video doesn’t make your heart tingle, you must bleed Carolina blue. For everyone else, enjoy.

Please try to ignore the fact that this was the lamest dunk Zion’s done since he was 9 years old, and just try to be happy for Nolan and Danielle. Imagine if he 360 windmilled and slipped on one of those confetti thingys and God forbid banged up his knee. Would Nolan and Danielle be the two most hated people on the planet? No where on the planet would be safe. Except Chapel Hill, where they would be offered to deliver the commencement speech.

Congrats on the boy, guys.

P.S. Never forget…