Andy Richter Offers Guys A Helpful Tip For Holiday Shopping And It Involves Testicle Damage

Holiday shopping is often impossible, especially when you’re a little low on funds. Most bros have big dreams on spending but low cash flow. Luckily, Andy Richter from Conan is here to help every guy make this holiday season an event to remember.

Richter offers a gift buying guide for guys only and some unique suggestions for the special people in a man’s life. Now, some of the items are incredibly expensive, but Andy also offers a plan of just how a guy can afford to purchase a $12,000 bike and Cartier watch.

It involves bodily injury but are you going to let your genitals stand in the way of your kid’s happiness??

[via Splitsider]