Artie Lange’s Match.com Profile Pic Is Absolutely Perfect

by 5 years ago

Last night, Artie Lang stopped by to talk to Conan about his new gig teaching a spin class and how much different it is picking up women these days. Artie even showed off his impressive Match.com profile photo.

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That’s a peanut butter cup and an EpiPen (for diabetics) resting comfortably on Artie’s big, fat, glorious gut. If that doesn’t get him laid, there’s no justice in this world.

[via Splitsider]

Chris Illuminati is a 5-time published author and recovering a**hole who writes about running, parenting, and professional wrestling.

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