Artie Lange’s Profile Pic Is Absolutely Perfect

Last night, Artie Lang stopped by to talk to Conan about his new gig teaching a spin class and how much different it is picking up women these days. Artie even showed off his impressive profile photo.

That’s a peanut butter cup and an EpiPen (for diabetics) resting comfortably on Artie’s big, fat, glorious gut. If that doesn’t get him laid, there’s no justice in this world.

[via Splitsider]