Below is a collection of the very best movie quotes to say immediately after sex. Why? Well, because sometimes after the heat of passion you no longer have your wits about you and the only sentences you’re capable of forming come in the form of quotes from movies (and TV). You’ve been drained of your life force after a raucous romp in the sheets and your mind is on auto-pilot.
The beauty of all the quotes below is that you’ve probably already committed these to memory, so blurting these out after sex won’t take any effort at all. Now before I editorialize this any more let’s take a look at the best movie quotes to use after sex (via AskReddit).
“That’ll do pig, that’ll do.”
“Keep the change ya filthy animal.”
Probably not best to use this one…
“I am your father.”
“And I thought they smell bad on the outside.”
“Slimy yet satisfying” -The Lion King
I get that this one’s a joke but good God…
“I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.”
“Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?”
“Say hello to my little friend”
“I don’t know who you are.
I don’t know what you want.
If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money.
But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.”
“Wow…what a hole” — Marv, Home Alone 2
“I’m getting too old for this shit”
“Hasta la vista baby.”
“Are you not entertained?!”
And last but not least…
“I’ve had better” – Liar Liar
To see the rest from the AskReddit thread you can CLICK HERE to head on over and se all of the ones that I left out! And if you’re looking for a little extra motivation here are the Best Rocky Quotes to get you all jacked up:
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