You Gotta Check Out Bill Burr’s Take On Donald Trump Being Elected President If You’re Looking For A Hearty Laugh

While most of your Facebook friends are holding candle-lit vigils and sharing their “I normally don’t weigh in on politics but…” blurb on social media, Bill Burr is reminding the people that the world will keep spinning regardless of your allegiance. A little light-hearted humor is a refreshing break from the hyper-senstivity and/or vitriolic rhetoric we’re getting face-fucked with today.

I’ll leave you with these closing words about the election results:

“I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.”

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.