If you hate Keeping Up With the Kardashians as much as the rest of the world does, you’ll love this wonderful moment from Bill Burr’s podcast. This particular rant is from a podcast last summer, overdubbed with footage from the actual episode in question. I promise you it’s the hardest you’ll laugh today.
On Khole Kardashian: “The power forward of the Kardashians…”
On Kylie Jenner: “Meerkat one…”
On Kim Kardashian: “She’s trying to figure out if the splooge made it to the fucking hanger area….Old sploogey.”
Imitating Kim Kardashian: “When my giant eight-foot sister lost control of the SUV, it was… like…. sooooooooo scaryyyyy…..”
I hate to spoil it anymore. But Khole a.k.a. “the power forwards” — It is TOTALL your fault that you ended up spinning into on-coming traffic. Learn to drive in the snow, Captain Kirk.
Bill Burr, you are a national treasure and the voice of reason America needs right now.