Bill Burr Narrating An Episode Of ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ Is The Hardest You’ll Laugh Today

If you hate Keeping Up With the Kardashians as much as the rest of the world does, you’ll love this wonderful moment from Bill Burr’s podcast. This particular rant is from a podcast last summer, overdubbed with footage from the actual episode in question. I promise you it’s the hardest you’ll laugh today.

On Khole Kardashian: “The power forward of the Kardashians…”

On Kylie Jenner: “Meerkat one…”

On Kim Kardashian: “She’s trying to figure out if the splooge made it to the fucking hanger area….Old sploogey.”

Imitating Kim Kardashian: “When my giant eight-foot sister lost control of the SUV, it was… like…. sooooooooo scaryyyyy…..”

I hate to spoil it anymore. But Khole a.k.a. “the power forwards” — It is TOTALL your fault that you ended up spinning into on-coming traffic. Learn to drive in the snow, Captain Kirk.

Bill Burr, you are a national treasure and the voice of reason America needs right now.



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