Let’s All Congratulate Danny Tanner On Finding Love At 61 After Decades Of Joey Gladstone Mooching Off Him
Growing up, I always remember feeling bad for Danny Tanner. The poor bastard lets his brother-in-law Jesse pursue a dead-end music career under his roof while making the foundation shake from making love to his beautiful wife, Becky. Lord knows Gladstone wasn’t throwing in a dime to pay for the mortgage. I’m sure when Kimmie Gibbler became of age, Tanner tasted that fruit, but it sure wasn’t enough to keep the bed warm at night. And those stinky feet. Gross.
But alas, it has been reported that Tanner has put down the duster (that he used on his penis) and found someone to love. Tanner, who was born Bob Saget, is in love at the age of 61. The divorcee told Closer Weekly how he never thought this day would come.
“I didn’t think I’d have a relationship again. I was kind of in that ‘just work, make people happy and take care of your kids until they’re 90’ mindset.”
The woman: 38-year-old Chicago travel blogger named Kelly Rizzo who he met through a mutual friend.
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“I don’t really see him as Danny Tanner,” she said of his famed TV dad character. “To me he’s just Bobby, my love.”
Bobby just gushes over her: “She’s a remarkable person, and she’s really talented,” Tanner said.
Solid work, Tanner. She’s a capital B Babe.
Happy Memorial Day! Hope you are all enjoying your long weekend! Today marks the end of a week full of some of my most amazing music experiences ever. First, I spent several days in Virginia soaking up their incredible music scene (and the music mural behind me), then on to Vegas for a spellbinding @johnmayer with @deadandcompany show and finally finished the weekend seeing legendary (and my and my fam's favorite ever) @johnfogerty in concert. It was the epitome of an ETR week!!
Last night was one of the most magical dinners of my life…we went to @perseny for an early Valentine's Day experience…gastronomic overload with 12 surreal courses…so this morning, my BF was shocked and horrified when I woke up starving and was beyond determined to get my mandatory slice of NYC pizza before heading to airport. I mean, priorities right? 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕
[h/t Page Six]