Daniel Tosh Went On The Most Hate-Filled Patriots Rant On ‘Tosh.0’


The Super Bowl was on Feb. 1 and DeflateGate broke in mid-January. So if Daniel Tosh’s takedown of the New England Patriots on the season premiere of Tosh.0 last night was going to land, he’d have to bring the heat.

And he did. He brought the heat of a thousand suns.

Among his most blistering of sentences:

  • “Forgive me if I don’t put stock in what all these concussed Neanderthals say about their legacy.”
  • “And if you believe Tom Brady is the greatest quarterback of all time, you deserve to be butt —— by Aaron Hernandez in prison.”
  • “Your cradle-robbing owner has a weekly slumber party with the commissioner

So, yeah, Tosh isn’t going to be spotted wearing a Rob Gronkowski jersey any time soon.

His upcoming comedy tour of New England this summer should be fun. Dude better wear a cup at all times just in case.

[H/T: Comedy Central]