Don’t Understand English ‘Football’? Educate Yourself By Watching John Oliver Explain It On Letterman

I don’t know jack shit about English “football” other than the fact that we call it soccer over here on the better half of the world. Actually, I lied. I know it involves a ball and a lot of dudes running around trying to kick it into a goal, but did you know that there’s a lot of other stuff involved? Like some teams are absolutely useless wastes of spaces and there’s only like 5 that are worth rooting for. Check it all out below: