I know it’s insanely stupid, but fuck it: As a ’90s child, I can’t stop laughing at this Dawson’s Creek voiceover being acted out by a bunch of Dachshunds. The one playing James Van Der Beek with a little blonde puff had me dying. Even Dachshunds don’t want to wait for their lives to be over.
These are the types of brilliant ideas you come up with when you smoke a lot of Maui Wowie and have access to a lot of dogs and a camera.