If I were in a job interview and asked to describe my knowledge of butt plugs, I wouldn’t exactly state that I was an industry expert. That said, I’m pretty sure this Donald Trump butt plug looks like it’s one of the most painful butt plugs ever conceived. The ridges certainly don’t seem conducive to butt stuff, but like I said, I’m not a butt expert and therefore can’t really speak competently about the ins and outs of a quality b-plug (that’s the street name for butt plugs).
Well, for the low price of just $27.99 you can own this ‘Donald Trump Butt Plug’ from Shapeways.com, a butt plug designed by a Mexican immigrant who has taken exception with Trump’s statements on Mexican immigrants. Here’s a choice excerpt from the product description over on Shapeways:
I’m no rapists and no drug dealer. I have a college degree in 3D animation and run my own 3D printing business and guess what? I can make you into any shape i want and 3D print you and sell you to others who share their dislike of you. You can threaten to sue me like you have done hundreds of times to others. However, You are a Public figure and me making you into a shape of a butt plug is Freedom of speech. Welcome to America Mother F*cker!!
If you scroll through this artist’s collection of 3D-printed butt plugs you can see that he’s no stranger to printing butt plugs of politicians. Just check out this Vladimir Putin butt plug (only $24.99!!!):
I’m not sure who in my life I’d ever buy a gag gift like a Donald Trump butt plug for, but I kind of want to figure out who that person is. That, or I want to pick one up and set it on my desk at the BroBible headquarters, because this thing’s downright hilarious. I also think this artist’s missing out a little bit not just selling custom butt plugs where friends can buy each other butt plugs designed in their likenesses. Now THAT would make a glorious gift.
Tip of the hat to @Cooper Fleishman for sharing this glorious 3D-printed model on Twitter!