There is a man who (briefly) got the A-list treatment at the Sundance Film Festival in Salt Lake City over the weekend after tricking the multiple tiers of security into believing he’s Bradley Cooper. How can security be so goddamn naive, you ask? Well, I’ve been looking at this picture for a good five minutes and I’m still not convinced it isn’t B-Coop (as only his friends call him.)
A dude at the renowned film festival Instagrammed this photo with Bradley’s doppleganger under the impression that he just met his favorite actor, when in reality, the dude could just be your everyday 9-5 shlep with a moderate drinking problem. Just like you and I.
According to Page Six,
Bradley Cooper doesn’t have any films at the Sundance Film Festival this year, but a look-alike’s been crashing parties as the actor.
We’re told the doppelganger talked his way into a bash for the film “White Girl” at Bar 53 at Rock and Reilly’s on Saturday, but organizers “quickly caught on.”
“He said, ‘You’re done for!’ and would not give ID,” said a spy of the “star” when he was confronted by security. “He pushed a button on an iPhone and had a picture of ‘The Hangover’ as his screensaver.”
I want to know how many chicks this dude has bedded under the Cooper alias. I also would like to know his backstory when he brings them back to the Motel 6 instead of a penthouse. Gotta be an awkward moment when she starts screaming ‘Bradley’ while sexing. It’s Chad, sweetheart. His name is Chad. He is a life insurance salesman with poor credit and a porn addiction. I’d like to think.
Fake it till you make it.
UPDATE: Our own Cass Anderson brought to my attention that this same dude was at the Phish festival in Mexico and was taking pictures with everyone at the resort. It hasn’t been confirmed explicitly, but I’d bet the family farm that Cass fucked him. Blowie at the bare minimum.
[h/t Page Six]