Who Were The Chillest Bros On This Week’s Episode Of ‘Game Of Thrones?’

by 5 years ago

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There’s nothing more chill than being chill. No doubt. So on Game of Thrones, a show with very little chill, we wanna show respect for the bros who have some.

So who will be the chillest Chill Bro? Find out below.

First up, the non-chill Bros from Episode Five: Kill the Boy.

Stannis Baratheon

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There’s nothing less chill than assigning someone reading. Thanks but no thanks, Professor Stannis.

Chill Bro Points: -500

Ramsey Bolton

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Preeeetttty sure this one needs no explanation.

Chill Bro Points: -10,000

Ser Jorah Mormont

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This is the Westerosi equivalent of ignoring the results of your AIDS test and continuing to fuck unabated. Not cool at all, Ser Jorah. Not cool one bit.

Chill Bro Points: -5,000

Now, for the chill Bros.

5. Rhaegal And Viserion

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There’s nothing more chill than doing what your mom asks you to do. Especially on Mother’s Day.

Chill Bro Points: 500

4. Maester Aemon

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Helping a friend sac up is cool.

Chill Bro Points: 600

3. Grey Worm

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“I know I still got a few stab wounds in me, but you wanna fuck?

Chill Bro Points: 700

2. Roose Bolton

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“Just so you know, son, I still know how to fuck, too.

1. Daenerys Targaryen 

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“So let’s fuck.”

Chill Bro Points: 1,000

Here are the standing after five episodes. Be sure to check back next week. Disagree with my rankings? Take it to the comments.

1. Jon Snow: 499,950

2. Jaqen H’ghar: 10,000

3. Grey Worm: 1,700

4. Ser Barristan Selmy: 1,300

T-5. Daenerys Targaryen : 1,000

T-5. Roose Bolton: 1,000

7. Maester Aemon: 600

T-8. The Wall: 500

T-8. Rhaegal And Viserion: 500

T-8. Poderick: 500

T-8. The Sand Snakes: 500

T-12. The Dude Boning Loras Tyrell: 400

T-12. The Unsullied: 400

T-12. Ser Davos Seaworth: 400

15. Lord Varys: 300

16. The Sons of The Harpy: 200

T-17. Melisandre: 100

T-17. Bronn the Sellsword: 100

T-17. Kevan Lannister: 100

T-17. Mance Rayder: 100

T-17: King Tommen Baratheon, First of His Name: 100

22. Samwell Tarly: -50

T-23. Arya Stark – 100

T-23. Stannis Baratheon: -100

T-23. Brienne of Tarth: -100

26. Cersei Lannister: -200

27. Drogon: -500

28. The Sparrows: -1,000

29. Ser Jorah Mormont: -5,500

T-30: Ramsey Bolton: -10,000

T-30: Lord Petyr Baelish -10,000


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