This Red Band Trailer For The Sadistic Frat Movie ‘Goat’ Will Give You Goosebumps
Here’s the red band trailer for Goat, a movie about fraternity hazing at its most f*cked up. The sadistic flick stars James Franco and one of the Jonas Bros. One critic called it “Boys Gone Wild” while another described it as Full Metal Jacket meets Animal House. For anyone who’s pledged a fraternity and endured Hell Week, it will give you the nastiest of flashbacks.
Here’s the description from YouTube:
“Reeling from a terrifying assault, a 19 year-old boy enrolls into college with his brother and pledges the same fraternity. What happens there, in the name of “brotherhood” tests the boy and his loyalty to his brother in brutal ways.”
Pledging sucked. No doubt about it. I ended up severely spraining my ankle (nearly breaking it) during an early morning jog pre-sunrise that ended my sophomore baseball season and was the final nail in the coffin for my coach.
What were you doing?
I was jogging.
In the morning.
In the park
But you run during practice on our field and on our track. Why would you run even more in the park?
I then had to go through Hell Week without crutches, wearing a moon-boot. That did not stop any of the more dick-ish bros from pelting me with eggs. Fortunately, there were some souls that took pity on me and I think I was one of the first handful (out of 18) to get pulled from the mayhem for sweet Mickey D’s breakfast sandwiches. I should say allegedly. I said that, right? Allegedly. Well, F it. Doesn’t matter anyway, my fraternity’s chapter got the death penalty. The parties, tho!