This video is a supercut of the greatest “jump scares” in movies. It’s more than 8 minutes long. I’ve made it about 2 minutes in and I need a break because every hair on my body is tired from doing up-downs. Oh, you never played organized football? American football with helmets and pads and tackling? Okay. How about burpees? You do CrossFit, right?
Chills on chills on chills. My goosebumps have goosebumps. Of course, there are tough guys in the comments on YouTube saying they’re impervious to this tactic, that they grew up watching scary movies and The Walking Dead has made them desensitized. Cool, man. You’re a psychopath. When the shit hits the fan, you’ll probably just stand there with a bag of popcorn criticizing how fake apocalypse seems. You wouldn’t experience either of the two instinctual reactions: fight or flight. You’re not human and you need to be extinguished before people go missing.
I can’t believe the video’s creator didn’t use Kris Kross’s “Jump” as the soundtrack for this jumbo pack of shocks.
If your nerves need a timeout, but you need something to ease you down from withdrawal, check out Donald Trump inserted into classic horror movies. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a major clean-up situation to take care of.
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