IT’S OFFICIAL! Han, Luke and Leia Will Return For ‘Star Wars: Episode 7’
Today, Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia) confirmed her role in the upcoming new Star Wars film, as well as roles for Harrison Ford (Han Solo) and Mark Hamill (Luke Fucking Skywalker).
We knew Han was going to be in it, but this is the first we are hearing about the Skywalker twins. Oh, and earlier this week, it was announced that director JJ Abrams' script is finished. Who knows what will happen in it? Will Luke run a Jedi academy while Han and Leia have old people sex? I sure hope so.
But for now, fuck yea. We got ourselves a fuckin' movie (I might be a HUGE Star Wars fan).