This Is What ‘Game Of Thrones’ Would Look Like If It Was A Happy Show Full Of Not-Death And Lotsa Hugs

I walked into Game of Thrones having no idea about its base material and assuming that it was going to be a show about the Starks wrecking shit. And then the first 5 minutes of the first episode had zombies. And then the Starks got their shit pumped right back up their assholes. And everyone died…the end. But if everyone HADN’T died, it would look like this, complete with awful puns and a soul-crushing laugh track. In other words, it makes you happy for what we’ve got, even if that includes the Red Wedding.