Look, I’d love to sit here and take a few potshots at Toby Sheldon, the 33-year-old who dropped six figures in order to bear a slight resemblance to Justin Bieber, but the dude clearly has some psychological issues to examine.
Sheldon fronts a band comprised of people who are not famous but look like people who are famous, called the Plastics. Million-dollar idea right there.
Their sound is a mix of a bleating calf and the cast of Stomp drunkenly rehearsing.
That’s what a cynical would say. A dreamer like me would tell them all to go confidently in the direction of their biggest dream.