Sad Day For The Jake Paulers, Ya Boy Jake Paul Got Dropped From Disney

I’ve got some bad news for all of the Jake Paulers out there (Jake Paulers are devoted supporters of Disney star Jake Paul, yes I also want to puke). The first unfortunate news for the Jake Paulers is that you are a Jake Pauler and you should immediately re-evaluate your life. The second piece of unfortunate news that I must inform you is that Disney fired (probably) Jake Paul and will no longer appear on the Disney Channel’s TV show “Bizaardvark.” I am sorry Jake Paulers, this must be crushing news for you all. This is the modern-day equivalent of The Beatles breaking up for Jake Paulers. Tragic I know. But Jake Paulers, you’ve got to be strong, not just for yourselves, but for Jake Paul.

Paul announced the devastating news on Saturday night with a note to the fervent Jake Paul Nation. “Long story short… my team, Disney Channel, and I have come to the agreement it’s finally time for me to move on from the Disney family and ‘Bizaardvark,” Paul’s note reads. “At this point in time I am wanting to focus more on my personal brand, my YouTube channel, business ventures, growing Team 10, and working on more adult acting roles.” Yeah, cause why would an actor want to continue a working relationship with The Walt Disney Company that owns the ABC broadcast television network, Marvel Entertainment, A+E Networks, Hulu, and Lucasfilm. None of those gigantic media outlets could help a young actor work on more adult acting roles. What a fucking shit-for-brains.

Disney Channel released a statement regarding Jake Paul’s departure. “We’ve mutually agreed that Jake Paul will leave his role on the Disney Channel series ‘Bizaardvark.’ On behalf of the production company, the cast and crew, we thank Jake for his good work on the TV series for the past 18 months and extend our best wishes to him,” a Disney Channel spokesperson wrote.

Sorry Jake Paulers, no more comedy gold like this on Disney.

Disney and Jake Paul had a divorce right smack dab in the middle of Season 2. Odd timing, no? Also, odd that Paul’s dismissal comes only days after reports of him causing a ruckus in his upscale neighborhood with silly pranks such as lighting mattresses on fire in a drained pool.

For those devastated Jake Paulers out there, you can still see the 20-year-old social media influencer (Yuuuuuuuuuck) on YouTube where he has a mind-numbing 8.8 million followers, on Instagram where he has a mind-boggling 8.7 million followers, and on Twitter where he has a mind-blowing 1.8 million followers. But you won’t be seeing Jake Paul on Disney anytime soon. Jake Paul had better fucking hope that he can continue to make “lit” YouTube videos and his Jake Paulers don’t grow out of his shtick and stop “coppin’ dat merch” or he’ll be out of his swanky neighborhood because he won’t be able to afford the rent.