Jon Stewart Weighed in on the Celebrity Hacking Scandal, Took a Picture of His Junk


Jon Stewart understands why human beings would want to look at other human beings’ naughty bits. He understands that some rogue hacker went overboard with that desire over the weekend. What he doesn’t understand, however, is how no one seems to know how the whole hacking thing happened.

He’s not alone. We’re no closer to knowing what happened than we were three days ago.

……..Why do people want to touch other people where they go to the bathroom? Stewart’s one-man show sounds awesome.

Along the way, the funny man made some salient points — both on serious topics and on Dramatic Chipmunk. And took a photo of his own goods, of course, because he’s only human.