Joseph Gordon-Levitt Releases FIRE Track Called ‘Sexy Motha’ About Why He Prefers Screwing MILFS

Joseph Gordon-Levitt has released what I deem the track of the summer (because I’m totally qualified to make that statement). The track ‘Sexy Motha,’ sung with one of The Gregory Brothers (folk artist), details why JGL prefers responsible, caring mothers over young foxes. Play on, playa. Play on.

[h/t Complex]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.