Katy Perry Says God Spoke To Her During The Super Bowl… Yes, That God
I’ve always kind of liked Katy Perry. She seems like a really fun person to go along with her stellar good looks and excellent singing talent. But this story Katy Perry just told last night at the Grammys about how God spoke to her prior to her Super Bowl halftime performance? That’s starting to tread deep into Kanye West-type narcissism territory.
“I over prepared myself and did a lot of prayer and meditation,” Perry told Seacrest at the 57th annual Grammy Awards. She added, “It’s funny, I was praying and I got a word from God and He says, ‘You got this and I got you.’ And then I was on top of the lion and a guy, a random guy, just looked on me with a headset that I’ve never communicated with before and he just looked me straight in the eyes and said, ‘You got this.’ And I was like, ‘Oh, this is God confirming I can do this.”
Now I know that Katy Perry crew up in a Christian household, but does she really believe that God didn’t have more important things on his mind than her Super Bowl halftime performance? Must have been a slow day for God.
I guess God must have used up all his blessings during Katy’s halftime show and ran out of them when noted religious zealot Russell Wilson hit the one-yard line and was “miraculously” intercepted by Malcolm Butler. So there you go, Seahawks fans, it was all Katy Perry’s fault.
And you can’t tell me that Satan himself didn’t sneak into her halftime show when God wasn’t looking, because…
That’s a classic Lucifer prank move right there if I ever saw one.
I don’t know if I will ever be able to look at Katy Perry the same way again after this.
Okay, never mind, I’m back on board.