Uhh, Kim Kardashian Changed Her Face Again.

This is what Kim Kardashian looks like, right? We’ve seen this place plastered everywhere but foam urinal pads. I could basically Bob Ross her face from memory if given proper devices.  I know this is what she looks like and I’d be willing to wager my vast collection of Beanie Babies that this is, without question, Kris Humphries ex-wife.

Or so I thought.

Check out this picture that was just posted.

Studio hoes. #SWISH

A photo posted by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on

Kim just up and changed her face. Like the way god made it. Again. At this point, Kayne’s gotta be thinking he’s bringing a different girl home every other night. I’ve changed a tire for a longer than Kim’s gone with the same face. Kim, if you’re reading this, don’t feel obliged to switch faces again–we put up with you just the way you are. XO.

I can be straight with her because I consider myself family.

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