Kim Kardashian Really Believes That Her Sex Tape Didn’t ‘Launch Her Career’

Wow. Just…wow. Kim Kardashian actually said that she doesn’t think the sex tape she did with Ray J had anything to do with her becoming the famous person we see today. Wow.

She’s trolling us, right? Because in addition to being buck naked again in Love magazine, Kim Kardashian actually said that in the accompanying interview.

“Maybe that’s how some people heard about me but I didn’t launch my career off of that. That was 12 years ago, no 13 years ago now, so I just try to move on and put it in the past because I think that everyone in life does things they’re not proud of but you can’t sit and dwell on them forever.”

Uh, that’s because no one would know who you are today, Kim, if it weren’t for you being friends with Paris Hilton which, in turn, made you having sex on camera with Ray J an actual news story back in the day. Of course we’re going to dwell on it.

But wait, there’s more. So much more. Here are some other amazing quotes Kim Kardashian dropped on us throughout her interview with guest editor, model Cara Delevingne (via Celebuzz)…

1. She does have a favorite sex position. “From the back,” she said, adding that there’s no such thing as being “too big” when it comes to the size of one’s manhood

2. She doesn’t have the best aim when it comes to peeing. “I always pee all over my Spanx, it’s a disaster. They aren’t crotchless enough!”

3. She has peed outside — though Kourtney Kardashian is a worse offender of urinating where she’s not supposed to. Kardashian claimed her older sister is “notorious” for peeing outside and once popped a squat behind a curtain somewhere in the Delano Hotel in Miami, Fla. “They will probably never let us stay there again,” she said.

4. She’s infatuated with gore. “I am obsessed with murders and dead bodies.”

5. She wants you to stop thinking that she’s only famous because of a sex tape. “When someone asks me, ‘What do you do?’ under my breath I want to say, ‘Ask my fucking bank account what I do.’ But I would never say that to someone’s face.”

Kim Kardashian, ladies and gentlemen.