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Remember when Saturday Night Live and Ghostbusters star Leslie Jones live-tweeted the Rio Summer Olympics and it was about the best thing on the internet? Well, this same woman, who once met Rickon Stark and called him an idiot for not zig-zagging during the “Battle of the Bastards” is back at it again.
This time she’s back with another live-tweeting session for that Rickon Stark’s show Game of Thrones. And once again, it was absolutely hysterical.
Honestly, if you missed that latest episode, you don’t even have to watch after reading Jones’ tweets because there’s no way the show could ever be as good as she makes it sound on Twitter.
Ready? Here we go…
Alright I'm starting late cause I was watching something else. Anyhoo!! Here we go!! #GameofThrones7
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) July 24, 2017
The face of "I got some explaining to do" yeah mf we asking eeer'thang! "So what that you had said mf?!" pic.twitter.com/sjAXExK11T
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) July 24, 2017
Yoooooo!! Varys just gave the "color purple" "I had to fight all my life" speech!! He choose you QWERN!!!! pic.twitter.com/gfuCTwgdBj
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) July 24, 2017
this GANGSTA!! "If you don't like what I'm doing SAY IT TO MY FACE! Don't conspire!!" Man that is how you fucking keep your squad tight!! pic.twitter.com/szPeJ4Ko07
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) July 24, 2017
"But also remember, I AINT NO JOKE!!" pic.twitter.com/uN9vL1vGgr
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) July 24, 2017
This Bitch!! You talking about somebody who really need to be burned the fuck up!! pic.twitter.com/aDwpBx1Dyr
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) July 24, 2017
Yeeeeeeeeaaah! Call Jon snow!! Look at her face!! That's a "ooooo Jon snow" face!! pic.twitter.com/bVRSzF7zjj
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) July 24, 2017
Um….um… Jon snow not gone do that baby. Um maybe he will like kiss a knuckle but he ain't bending knees and shit! pic.twitter.com/dK9YZnYRRC
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) July 24, 2017
Ok why does no one know about the "white walkers" that's the real threat yo! WTF?!
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) July 24, 2017
Heeey Cersei, Cers, cersei baby I'm gone need you to get a stylist k boo boo. This shit! doing no justice fo complexion. I know you busy… pic.twitter.com/g9TNJw4xEp
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) July 24, 2017
These chicks are fucking mad yo!! Y'all need to calm down!! pic.twitter.com/eNSMn7WXRb
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) July 24, 2017
Man with the plan yo!! We got this!! pic.twitter.com/YeMqpBxzZ2
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) July 24, 2017
Hey man just cause he ain't got nothing man don't mean he can't do nothing man!! pic.twitter.com/YNoka0BF2N
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) July 24, 2017
Don't scream?! Then you should have brought more than rum mf! pic.twitter.com/cXUMCWnKXU
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) July 24, 2017
Man GOT are y'all going for gross this year WTF?! pic.twitter.com/J8NrB0IDTX
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) July 24, 2017
Little finger bitch ass!! pic.twitter.com/n5GaNHO0Ps
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) July 24, 2017
Little finger got to go! Creepy mf!! pic.twitter.com/zD2g7Qbklz
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) July 24, 2017
Um…"Want yo get away?" Flight from southwest cheap!! Oh shit they don't fly out the north! Damn!! pic.twitter.com/V5sqXY8rMQ
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) July 24, 2017
That's a big ass dog!! pic.twitter.com/mOhn1tpK4R
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) July 24, 2017
Damn even the wolves Ain't fucking with winter fell!!
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) July 24, 2017
She is a pimp man!! pic.twitter.com/j8kNhC0X1H
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) July 24, 2017
This is the definition of a real fight yo!! pic.twitter.com/YCjQ3yI3qs
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) July 24, 2017
Fuck Euron!!
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) July 24, 2017
Damn Theron!! You fucking coward
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) July 24, 2017
We should just have Leslie Jones live-tweet all major sports and television events from now on. Is that even a job, because she could definitely make it work.
The folks over at Game of Thrones seem all for it…
Thanks for rallying the realm, House Jones. #WinterIsHere https://t.co/53ajJlgP7d
— Game of Thrones (@GameOfThrones) July 24, 2017
H/T Some eCards